On Saturday at 6pm Brian, Adam, and another friend, Greg decided to drive 12 hours to Didim to watch an American football game. The players were all college and career-aged Turks. They arrived in Didim at 4am Sunday and slept in the car for a couple of hours before going to breakfast, having coffee, eating lunch, drinking tea, and chatting with strangers. The game was at 1pm on Sunday. At 4:30pm they headed home. Here is the conversation Brian and I had today in the car concerning his trip.
Brian: I have a confession.
Brian: Yeah. This is hard to say. It's good you are already sitting down.
Natalie: You slept with Adam and Greg didn't you.
Brian: Yeah, but it was just a couple of hours in the van...and it meant nothing to me. It's worse than that.
Natalie: Ok...just tell me.
Brian: Ok...while on my trip...I um...I lost my squatty potty virginity.
Natalie: Wow! That is big. Whew. I'm not sure what to say.
Brian: I know. I told you it was bad.
Natalie: Well...you might as well tell me how it was.
Brian: It wasn't bad. After it was over I put on my clothes and left, and the thought that kept going through my mind was, "is that it?"
Natalie: I'm sorry.
Brian: I know.
Yes folks, it's true. We have lived here for 6 years, and Brian had never done more than pee in a squatty...which doesn't really count since how hard is it to pee in a hole in the ground. Don't judge him. Just be here for him. He needs us right now.