Since I have been back in America I have purchased 4 pairs of shoes. Yes, four. I love shoes. Cute, comfortable shoes...there's nothing like them. Yesterday I was wearing the pair of shoes you see pictured below. Yes, I paid money for these. I love them. LOVE THEM!!!!
While wearing these shoes Brian and I went on a little lunch date to Pappadeaux's. At one point I excused myself to go to the restroom. Upon arriving in the restroom I went into the only stall of the two that wasn't occupied. As soon as I sat down to...ahem..."go" this voice called out to me from the other stall.
Voice: I don't know who you are, but I love your shoes.
Me: Thanks, I just bought them at Payless. (and then I actually held my foot closer to her stall so she could get a better look.)
Voice: Well, I love them. They look like kid shoes...really mod. How much were they?
Me: I don't remember. Somewhere between $15 and $20 I think.
Voice: Well if they are from Payless they probably weren't more than $20. I am going to go buy me some when I get back to Austin.
Me: You should. They are really comfortable.
She flushed, washed her hands and left the restroom. I never saw her face. When I finished...ahem..."going" I washed my hands and left the restroom. As I walked back through the restaurant I tried to see if I could figure out who she was. I couldn't. I guess I will never know.
Side note and a question...
When this voice started talking to me I froze. I couldn't actually...ahem..."go" while someone was talking to me. It seemed rude somehow. Like talking with your mouth full. Is talking to your friendly neighbor who you don't know in the stall next to you while peeing acceptable? I think not. Some of you might ask if she was...ahem..."going" while she was talking to me. I don't think so. I think she was already done when she spoke up.
Scribbit is holding a contest about shoes...and writing so I am entering this post. Not sure how good the writing is, but it makes me laugh every time. Ah...the memories! And the prize is actually from Payless...the awesome store these shoes came from! You can't get any better than that!