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CSI is currently filming in 15 different cities including Las Vegas, New York, and Miami. CSI:Waco coming to a television near you!
Everything really is bigger in Texas. The mosquitos look like small birds!
You seldom get asked to read your bible in church if all you carry is a Turkish bible.
The restaurant service industry expects you to complain so they replace foods that look too well done or are not substantial enough, and bring refills on drinks before you can even drink 1/3 of them. e.g. "Here are some more pancakes. The others I brought looked too done." "This bloomin' onion is too small. I ordered another one for you."
Watching poker on TV is much more exciting than playing it in real life.
American products such as nacho cheese, bacon bits, peanut butter, crunchy cheetos, and shredded wheat taste better when someone brings them to us in Turkey than they do when we buy them ourselves from the stores here.
You can email your digital photos to Walmart and they will print them in an hour!
Being able to choose from 8 different college football games on TV is not as exciting as Brian thought it would be, and trying to watch all of them at the same time gives his thumb a workout!
A 24 count box of crayola crayons only costs a quarter during back to school sales!
When you have nothing to do and lots of time to do it in going fire ant hunting is a noteworthy event!
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They need to come to Springfield...seems lately we keep having murders...perhaps they could help us solve them faster!!
Too funny!
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